to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
trying on new jeans in the fitting room
when you finally get home after holding in a fart
yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back